Greetings, I apologize for my absence from the party last night, but I'm afraid my poor health kept me from attending. I understand I left some of you waiting, for which apologize. I am however glad to say that nobody attempted to disturb my peaceful sleep last night. I am also glad to see everyone is of good health, though there are some guests which worry me.
I heard there was some friendly banter last night and now the madman that has legally changed his name to Taxes claims he would've murdered a guest over a joke, were he not locked. I'm afraid such behavior is quite odd.
It's also concerning that we already have two guests aspiring to be vigilantees, especially so early. I'm afraid I find this situation quite alarming.
And this contraption in the corner is also quite worrying.